Look, ma! No body! Get yourself a 'Ye Olde Invisibility Cloak' and become the life of the party (or the unseen prankster). Perfect for avoiding awkward social situations, hiding from your ex, or simply being the next Houdini. Not liable for any mishaps that may occur while invisible, such as unintentional wall collisions, or being sat on by unsuspecting friends. Side effect: Eternal loneliness due to no one ever seeing you again.
