Straight from the eye ducts of a mythical beast, we bring you Unicorn Tears! This shimmering elixir is a legendary cocktail crafted by fairies, leprechauns, and the occasional gnome. Are you tired of drinking boring, non-sparkly beverages? Say no more! Just one sip of Unicorn Tears and you'll be painting rainbows and farting glitter like the magical creature you truly are. Note: No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product, but a few did get overly emotional.
